Just Add A Little Colour

la-meilleure-amie:

Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.

tacoposey:

what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links

caseyanthonyofficial:

One time I got pulled over by a cop and I was so nervous that I thought I was supposed to call him “your honor” like we were in court or something but then I corrected last minute and I just said “Good evening your officer”

thinsiqnificant:

How to get a thigh gap

1. spread legs apart
2. ( ͡°  ͜ʖ ͡°)

wwworldwide:

dont ‘XD’ me young lady

chekhov:

My mom went on my account and unfollowed you sorry

k4rkl3s:

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

kili-at-my-service:

thathunterfromhell:

tendervillain:

i was in our local bookstore and i saw this book “The Man of Your Dreams”  and

is that

jensen?! 

HES THE MAN OF MY DREAM S

why do they keEP USING HIS FACE FOR THINGS

whendaybreaks:

corgle:

bridmpreg:

kankri-kranki:

meenahbeans:

sex-god-daddy-egbert:

seafiish:

sirdavevantas:

crackedsidewalk:

hoveroundismysavior:

cucumberbatchin:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD

JUST CLICK IT OMG

I AM THE WISE OLD GUARDIAN OF BUTTS

THIS MAKES ME SAD AGAIN BECAUSE I CANT CREATE SOMETHING LIKE THOSE ON THIS

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i made a demon puppy„,

i made the scratch

thinkonyoursins:

There is always that annoying family of 12 that walk into the theater at the last second

theniggaskaramazov:

anticodon:

So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of language” and one of the guys snaps back and said “Idk maybe if your people didn’t shoot him I would know”

OOP

thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

superwhoavengedirectionlock:

lonelywhiteasian:

anarcho-tesla:

lonelywhiteasian:

randomizer27:

lonelywhiteasian:

space is so fuckin big like. you could probably fit like 300 houses in there. and 20 cars. man. fuckin space.

Space is infinite

oh okay. so like. 310 houses then. and maybe 22 cars.

lmfao that is literally the biggest understatement ever

wow WHAT EVER. 400 houses. smh

guys he’s probably talking about 2 storey houses that makes more sense

i have 3 moods:

• skips every song on my ipod
• lets the music play without interruption
• plays the same song on repeat for days

hollyandthesunshine:

we all went through a jesse mccartney phase dont lie

buttholeos:

i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”

proudlyinsane:

yellowfangofstarclan:

pockytardis:

shotgunanderson:

when you have a million fic ideas but can’t write

when you have a million art ideas but can’t draw

when you have a million ideas but can’t

when you’re LYIN ON THE COLD HARD GROUND

tonystarksnipples:

colonelmustangsnipples:

goldenclitoris:

poopflow:

roughrimjob:

meladoodle:

she got a pussy like the grand canyon

dry and sandy

possibly filled with dead bodies 

Includes approximately 70 species of mammals, 250 species of birds, 25 types of reptiles and five species of amphibians

a popular tourist site

Everyone goes there and comes away feeling vaguely unsatisfied with the entire experience